This is why I was jumping up and down in my office this morning, behaving like a total idiot
Yes, I'm a dork. No, there is not footage.
Update: A MacBook with my name on it is now coming down the pipeline.
Other good news
Yesterday a very important item arrived in the mail for me: the title for a certain 2003 Honda Civic Hybrid. Yolanda the Honda is officially mine and 100 percent paid off.