If you were to have walked into the Vox office sometime this semester, you might have been witness to any of these lines:
Then I need to do laundry 'cause I'm wearing my bathing suit. I'm serious.
How about crackers? No. I mean peckers. Wait, what are old people called?
Great. I just called my best lead and he picked up the phone, breathed and then hung up.
I'm Scottish. Which reminds me, I need to buy a kilt.
What's a sex word that rhymes with demonstration?
Does anyone else think that looks like a uterus?
Ryan, you should join our club - the triple nipple club.
Jen, less wine, more cheese.
I just want one day where I'm not completely f****ed.
Yes, that's me calling the fax machine.
Barton left the building? He's allowed to leave?
I think emails have become inconsequential.
Yeah, what they need is a good spanking.
Oh my God, you guys. Does it hurt to ovulate?
Julia, you must poop all the time.
This has been a really long day - and life.