overheard
If you were to have walked into the Vox office sometime this semester, you might have been witness to any of these lines:
Then I need to do laundry 'cause I'm wearing my bathing suit. I'm serious.
-Julia
How about crackers? No. I mean peckers. Wait, what are old people called?
-Astrid
Great. I just called my best lead and he picked up the phone, breathed and then hung up.
-Julia
I'm Scottish. Which reminds me, I need to buy a kilt.
-Ryan
What's a sex word that rhymes with demonstration?
-Corrie
Does anyone else think that looks like a uterus?
-Julia
Ryan, you should join our club - the triple nipple club.
-Amber
Jen, less wine, more cheese.
-Astrid
I just want one day where I'm not completely f****ed.
-Chris
Yes, that's me calling the fax machine.
-Julia
Barton left the building? He's allowed to leave?
-Cara
I think emails have become inconsequential.
-Brigette
Yeah, what they need is a good spanking.
-Cara
Oh my God, you guys. Does it hurt to ovulate?
-Rachel
Julia, you must poop all the time.
-Megan
This has been a really long day - and life.
-Elisabeth
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