Bruised and Battered
Or: Why Heels are Deadly
Or: Why I Need to Drink My Coffee Before I Even Get Out of Bed
I took a tumble down half a flight of stairs this morning because the heel of my shoe got caught in the hem of my pants. No broken bones, but I did sustain several painful bruises on my elbows, knees and side. It think it was all a plot by my mom to keep me from putting my elbows on the table.