I'm going to ease back into the blogging realm with a new edition of Funny Sentences (Without Context) in My Inbox. Enjoy.
So yeah, now I'll have to go unspread the word.
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Personally, I believe that this printer is plotting against us and though it has won this battle, the war rages on...BTW just in case the printers do eventually win, let me be the first to put it in writing that I welcome our printer overlords and look forward to their benevolent reign.
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Macs are largely immune to these problems so those of you with Macs can continue to feel smug.
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we are in luzern switzerland and will be home late the 30th. < i am reachable by my cell phone right now but would be best to start after i am back if possible. Thursdazs and < mondazs are great weakdazs for me and weekends . < this kez board is hard to manage...sorry..
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One of my friends is in charge of hiring an intern at his (non-journalism-related) job. This is a cover letter he got. From a grad student.
"chris,
i saw ur post about a intern on the [company] website. if u are still looking for someone id like that job.
see ya,
[his name]"
Apparently this gentleman has a degree from loltech. I weep for humanity.
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If you require wireless access today for whatever reason, please contact [that guy] or [this guy] for support. We can set up a series of smoke signals and carrier pigeons to provide rudimentary connectivity until we have the problem permanently solved.
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How often do you get to say, "There's a kid in a gold boxing robe next to a chick singing Mariah Carey?"
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The recruiters at Glacier were more than happy to hire anyone who could speak rudimentary English and had basic motor skills. Luckily, I fit the bill. Two weeks later I was on a train from Chicago to Glacier Park with 3 boxes clothes and only a slight idea of what I was getting into.
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But will there be a good crowd?? Lots of cute boys for the single ladies? That is important. Maybe moreso than the food.
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My golf game turned out much better than I thought, in that nobody died.
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I have tried to study Spanish and am feeling overwhelmedo and very stupido
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Uhm....your royalties will consist of complimentary air and sunshine....at least once every other leap year. Does that work?
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As far as I'm concerned the state of Oklahoma is only good for musicals and tornadoes (aka I'm still in denial).
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There is nothing more depressing than calling the unemployment office and having the cheerful automated voice tell you, "Due to high call volumes, you must call back Tuesday. Goodbye!"
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My dog's name is Bob. If you shout M-I-Z during the games, he will bark Z-O-U. I'm not sure he likes having "big cats" on his collar most days, but he gives it his all on game days. :-)
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But what if I don't wanna pull the president's face off ... ? :(
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I can think of two stories (the spitting cobra or the horny elephant...), in particular, about nearly being eaten / smooshed (three if you count the time I was chased off site by a lion - not really as dramatic as it sounds, and four if you count the time I chased a lion - also not very dramatic, nor intelligent, but necessary at the time, I assure you...).
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My specialty is geeking out over numbers and data and research.
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If you're in the market for a great TV stand that has glass doors, a deep drawer and doesn't talk during your favorite shows, keep reading. If not, you're done. Thanks for your time; I'm sure you have other emails to read.
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I'll be sneaking out a little early this afternoon to catch Barack at ASU. Pending an invitation to fill a Supreme Court vacancy, I'll be back in the office bright and early tomorrow morning.
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You probably noticed that the two photos I sent yesterday looked amazingly similar. The technical term for this condition is "human error."
7.05.2009
Thinking about getting back in the blogging saddle
It sure has been a while. Contemplating a return. Maybe.
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